Lenny the Leopard spinning pizza dough

You make that bread.We bring the dough.

Yes, we mean real dough.

If the deal makes sense, we’ll spin up the capital and get it moving. No waiting. No nonsense. Just money doing its job.

Fast decisions

You’ll get a real answer. Not a “checking with the team” loop.

Asset-based

We care about the deal and the exit. Not your childhood résumé.

Clear terms

No mystery fees. No jump scares at closing.

Fix & Flip

Buy it. Fix it. Sell it. Repeat. We don’t need a 40-slide deck about your vision.

Fast closingsAsset-basedInvestor-first

Bridge Loans

Short-term capital to move now—so you’re not waiting on a bank that still uses fax machines.

Speed over red tapeClear termsQuick decision

Rental / DSCR

Keep the deal. Hold the cashflow. We care about the property’s performance—not your life story.

DSCR-friendlyClean processNo drama

Cash-Out Refi

Pull equity. Reload. Go again. Because sitting on trapped capital is a hobby, not a strategy.

Equity unlockSimple stepsStraight answers

Hard money.Easy process.

Banks love process. We love closing. Here’s exactly how this goes.

STEP 01

Submit the deal

01

Property, numbers, exit plan. The basics. Not your autobiography.

  • Address + type
  • Purchase + rehab
  • ARV / rents + exit

Translation:

Send the deal. We’ll tell you if it’s real.

STEP 02

We underwrite fast

02

If it pencils, you’ll know quickly. If it doesn’t, we won’t ghost you.

  • Asset-based review
  • Real terms up front
  • Clear next steps

Translation:

You get a yes/no. Not a maybe.

STEP 03

Close & get funded

03

Title in motion. Docs out. Wire sent. Deal alive.

  • Coordinate title
  • Sign + fund
  • Go make money

Translation:

We fund. You move. Everyone’s happy.

Ready to stop waiting on people who love waiting?

Submit the deal. We’ll move fast—or we’ll tell you why we can’t. Either way, you’re not left hanging.

*Yes, we still need title work and docs. No, we won’t make you fax them.

Straight answers.Minus the fluff.

Before you ask, here are the answers — with minimal fine print.

Lenny on a headset

Still got questions?

Cool. Submit the deal and we’ll talk deets. That’s where the real answers are anyway.

*Yes, every deal is different. No, we won’t dodge your questions.